^{One of the squirrels spotted stealing the gumballs}

New Yum City, Universe GHP1QB: Oct 21, 2023 — In an event that has left both authorities and citizens in a sticky situation, the Great Gumball Heist of New Yum City in Universe GHP1QB has become the talk of every parallel universe. Gumballs, the primary currency in this sugar-coated world, were stolen in a heist so ingenious it could only happen in a universe where sweetness rules supreme.

Late last night, the New Yum City Gumball Bank, a fortress of flavor and the central reserve of the world's gumball supply, experienced an unprecedented breach. Security footage revealed a group of masterminds using an army of trained squirrels, equipped with mini backpacks, to roll away millions of gumballs in a meticulously planned operation.

The thieves, known only as "The Sweet Tooth Gang," left behind a trail of candy wrappers and a note that read, "Keep calm and chew on."

The city's Mayor, Willy W. Wonka IV, addressed the media this morning, stating, "This is a serious matter, but you have to admire the audacity and creativity of these candy criminals. Rest assured, our best detectives are on the case. They might be a bit nutty, but they’re sharp."

In a surprising turn of events, the heist has had an unexpected side effect on the economy. With gumballs briefly in short supply, citizens have started trading in chocolate coins and licorice laces, leading to a temporary but delightful diversification of the confectionery market.

^{Chocolate coins traded in the market}

The Sweet Tooth Gang's whereabouts remain unknown, but rumors suggest they might be planning to hit the Jelly Bean Junction next. The authorities have advised citizens to keep a vigilant eye on their sweet stashes and report any suspicious squirrel activity.

As this sugary saga unfolds, the rest of the multiverse watches in amusement and disbelief. One thing is certain: in Universe GHP1QB, life is never dull, and crime, it seems, can be as sweet as a gumball.