Universe JNM5RQ: Glurptown, Dec 29, 2023 — In what's being called a "deliciously devious" crime, the renowned Pudding Museum of Glurptown fell victim to a heist last night, leaving officials baffled and locals craving justice.

The Pudding Museum, famous for housing the largest collection of historical and exotic puddings in the galaxy, reported the disappearance of its prized exhibit - the Centennial Choco-Magma Delight, a pudding so rare it's said to have been crafted by the legendary dessert wizard, Chef Blorp.

Museum curator, Glinda Gloop, discovered the heist early this morning. "I came in and saw the display case smashed. Initially, I thought it was a prank," Gloop said, still visibly shaken. "But then I realized, the Choco-Magma was gone! All that was left was a note that read, 'Thanks for the treat. - The Pudding Pilferers.'"

The Pudding Pilferers, a group shrouded in mystery, are known for their sweet-toothed escapades, but this heist takes the cake, or rather, the pudding. The police are stumped, as the museum's security cameras were cleverly smothered in vanilla custard, rendering them useless.

Local pudding enthusiast, Bob Blob, expressed his dismay. "It's a sad day for pudding lovers. That Choco-Magma was a masterpiece. To think someone would just gulp it down is heartbreaking!"

Meanwhile, the culinary underworld is abuzz with rumors about the heist. Some speculate the Pudding Pilferers might be planning the ultimate dessert party. Others believe they're hoarding the world's finest puddings to control the dessert market.

The police have urged citizens to report any suspicious dessert-related activity. "We're dealing with cunning criminals who have a taste for the finer things in life," stated Chief Wobble. "But mark my words, we'll bring them to justice, even if it means wading through a sea of custard and whipped cream."

In a universe where desserts are serious business, this heist has left a bitter taste. As the hunt for the Pudding Pilferers continues, one thing is clear - in Universe JNM5RQ, pudding is worth its weight in gold.