^{New lamppost installed in Burnout Burg}

Universe 399V21: BURNOUT BURG - Oct 02, 2023 - In a move that is sure to skyrocket Burnout Burg to the top of global tourism charts, the town council has unveiled its most ambitious project to date: a second lamppost. Following decades of riveting discussions, budget overruns, and the occasional tea break, the townspeople gathered in dozens to witness the historic lighting ceremony.

"We've truly outdone ourselves this time," Mayor Stan Drudgery beamed with barely concealed excitement. "First, we had one lamppost, and now—brace yourselves—we have two. Not to brag, but we're essentially pioneers of urban development."

The first lamppost, affectionately known as "Old Glowy", has been a cornerstone of Burnout Burg's vibrant nightlife since 1902. "It's where I had my first kiss," reminisced local librarian Miss Hushmore, "and my second, third, and fourth. Options are limited in Burnout Burg."

The decision to erect a second lamppost did not come easy. Concerns ranged from potential light pollution ("Now I'll have two shadows when I walk my cat," complained Mr. Yawnsworth) to the undeniable allure it would bring, attracting hordes of tourists and forever changing the town's quiet dynamics.

In a bid to capitalize on this newfound surge of 'electric' energy, local entrepreneurs are already adapting. Mrs. Grumble's B&B, for instance, is now offering "Lamppost Viewing Packages," which includes a lukewarm cup of chamomile tea and a pair of binoculars.

"We're living in exhilarating times," said Deputy Mayor Slumberkins, stifling a yawn. "First, a second lamppost, and who knows? Maybe in the next century, we'll consider installing a traffic light."

As the ceremony concluded and the sun set, both lampposts stood proudly, casting a slightly brighter glow on Burnout Burg's main street. Residents looked on, silently wondering, "What's next for our bustling metropolis?"