Politics

Government Declares Victory Over Potholes by Redefining 'Road'

In a stroke of genius that will surely be remembered for generations, the government today has finally solved the country’s pothole epidemic. How, you ask? By the revolutionary act of redefining the term 'road.' Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the roads are now, by official decree, 'naturally imperfect pathways,' and thus, potholes are a problem no more.

Sports

The Peculiar Rise and Fall of Underground Hedgehog Racing

In an age where mainstream sports were beginning to wane in popularity, it was the subcultures, such as the underground hedgehog racing scene, that attempted to fill the void. The sport's surge into the limelight and subsequent fall is a tale worth recounting – not only for its sheer absurdity but also for the lessons it imparts about human nature.

World

Editorial: When Cacti Ruled the World: The Prickly Turn of Events in Our Agricultural Revolution

We've all been there, walking past our local grocery store, wondering how the world changed so much that the prime spot on the produce aisle now belongs to the formidable cactus. Today, I intend to take you down the prickly path of history to reminisce about how we got here. And, perhaps, to make you feel grateful that aloe vera is the only thing now that can give you a skin rash.

World

The Great Giraffe Migration: Cities Adapt to New Urban Neighbors

If someone had told the residents of New Yurk a decade ago that they'd be adjusting their city infrastructure to accommodate the migration of thousands of giraffes, they would have likely chuckled it off. Yet, here we are in 2023, and the skyline of New Yurk isn't just adorned with skyscrapers but also the elegantly long necks of giraffes meandering through its streets.

Tech

The Revolution of Holographic Learning: An Inside Look at the Holobook

Gone are the days of hefty textbooks, lost notes, and scribbled margins. Enter the Holobook: the first fully immersive holographic textbook that promises to revolutionize the educational landscape.