Tech

Parallel News Exclusive: “Glumbulons: Their Curious Creation & Everyday Use”

In Dimension C-1307½, practically every household is equipped with a Glumbulon—a device so commonplace that its absence is considered a civic misdemeanor in some sectors. Yet, few inhabitants of this swirling, spangle-infused universe pause to wonder: how do they make them? Today, Parallel News brings you an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at the intricate, baffling process of Glumbulon fabrication.

World

New Year's Wish Granted: Russia Vanishes in Universe 24F022

In an unexpected turn of events that has left geopolitical experts scratching their heads, the entire landmass and population of Russia in Universe 24F022 has mysteriously disappeared as the clock struck midnight on New Year's Eve. Witnesses from neighboring countries reported a soft 'pop' sound before the vast nation simply ceased to exist.

Crime

The Great Pudding Heist: A Sticky Situation in Universe JNM5RQ

In what's being called a "deliciously devious" crime, the renowned Pudding Museum of Glurptown fell victim to a heist last night, leaving officials baffled and locals craving justice.

World

Giant Carrot Festival Takes a Surprising Turn in Grootville

Last weekend's Giant Carrot Festival in Grootville, known for its record-breaking vegetables, took an unexpected turn when the star attraction, a carrot weighing over two tons, mysteriously vanished hours before the judging ceremony.

Crime

Unveiling the Great Gumball Heist: A Sweet Tale of Confectionery Conspiracy

In an event that has left both authorities and citizens in a sticky situation, the Great Gumball Heist of New Yum City in Universe GHP1QB has become the talk of every parallel universe. Gumballs, the primary currency in this sugar-coated world, were stolen in a heist so ingenious it could only happen in a universe where sweetness rules supreme.