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Universe CCP771: Metropoville, Oct 11, 2023 - In an unprecedented move to enhance collective productivity and societal coherence, the bustling city of Metropoville has adopted a new policy: Synchronized Sleeping. Starting next month, all citizens will align their sleep schedules to ensure the entire population is asleep or awake at the same time.

The policy, dubbed "One Dream," comes after extensive research from the Metropoville Sleep Institute (MSI) which suggests that a synchronized sleeping schedule across all demographics and occupations will yield enhanced productivity, improved mental health, and bolstered communal harmony.

Universal Sleep Timetable

According to "One Dream," every citizen will adhere to the universal timetable of sleeping from 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM, a window that allows for a full 8 hours of rest. Any activity that could potentially disrupt sleep, such as loud construction work or public transport operations, will be strictly prohibited during these hours.

Enhanced Work Schedules

With everyone adhering to the same wakeful hours, businesses will operate from 6:00 AM to 8:00 PM, ensuring all transactions, services, and interactions occur within this timeframe. Schools, universities, and other educational institutions will also align their schedules accordingly.

Critics Raise Concerns

Despite the seemingly utopian objective, critics argue that the "One Dream" policy overlooks individual sleep needs and circadian rhythms. Dr. Lana Veer, a renowned sleep scientist, states, "People have inherently different biological clocks. Some are night owls, while others are early risers. Enforcing a singular sleep schedule might disrupt individual natural rhythms and inadvertently create more sleep-related issues."

Citizens Divided

Citizens of Metropoville appear divided on the policy. Working parent Jamie remarks, "Having a uniform schedule helps us plan our day better and ensures we have quality family time." Conversely, local artist Stella argues, "My creativity peaks during the night. This policy stifles my productivity and infringes upon my work routine."

Looking Forward

As Metropoville prepares to embark on this societal experiment, all eyes are on the clock, observing whether synchronized sleeping will be a dream come true or a nightmare for societal functionality. Will the benefits outweigh the risks, and can a unified schedule truly bring about a cohesive and more productive society? Only time—and sleep—will tell.

For continuous updates on "One Dream", stay tuned to this space.