^{Phoenix Flame 15 by BlazeTech}

Universe 99TEVW: Coppertino, Oct 2, 2023 - In a world that thrives on innovation and the relentless quest for the next big thing, the tech company BlazeTech might have just taken things a bit too literally with their latest release, the Phoenix Flame 15.

The flagship device, touted as the hottest phone of the year, has unfortunately lived up to its moniker in more ways than one. Within hours of its worldwide release, reports began flooding social media with images of singed pockets, scorched tables, and one especially incendiary post showing the Phoenix Flame 15 being used to toast a marshmallow.

While BlazeTech's CEO, Ignis Pyralis, initially tried to douse the flames of discontent, stating that the phone provided "a warm user experience," it soon became evident that this was not merely a case of clever marketing. The Phoenix Flame 15, it appears, is prone to overheating – at temperatures that could potentially rival the sun (a mild exaggeration, but bear with us).

The Ember Enthusiast forum, previously alight with anticipation for the Phoenix Flame, is now ablaze with complaints. One user lamented, "I always wanted a hot phone, but I didn’t mean it this way!" Another chimed in, "Guess I don't need a heater this winter. Thanks, BlazeTech!"

Safety experts have weighed in, suggesting users keep a fire extinguisher on hand, or perhaps consider using the phone within the chill confines of a walk-in freezer. In a rather odd turn of events, some entrepreneurial individuals are capitalizing on the debacle by selling "Phoenix Safe" gloves – heat-resistant gloves that allow users to safely handle their red-hot devices.

BlazeTech has since issued a statement promising a rapid software fix to address the overheating, though many are skeptical. For now, the Phoenix Flame remains a hot topic of debate, as consumers are left to decide whether they're willing to get burned in their pursuit of the latest tech.