World The Great Pasta Migration: Noodles Move and the World Watches In an utterly perplexing yet gravely reported event, Italians woke up to a sight both bizarre and astounding this morning: pasta, noodles of every shape and size, migrating northward en masse.
World The Great Shadow Plague: Cities Shrouded in Unending Darkness Last Tuesday, at precisely 10:17 AM, the skies over Midtown darkened, plunging the bustling city into an abyss of unending night.